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Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
– Grace Shelton-Sarabia, Chattem Chemicals
What do optical engineers and medical doctors have in common? They both fix coma!
– Elizabeth Buchheim

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Optics is light work.
– Jonathan Scheuch, Labsphere Inc
Why is the bride BEAMING with Joy? Because her groom GALVOS can't stop looking at her!!
– Kanchana Devanathan, Vanderbilt University
Laser safety jokes are getting Corena and cornea.
– Ken Barat, Laser Safety Solutions
Physicist (noun): Someone who solves a problem you had in a way you don't understand. See also: Wizard, Magician.
– Lindsey Miller, MKS Instruments
Why wasn't the Laser invited to the party? They were afraid he might be polarized.
– Mahima Sharma, Vanderbilt University
A photon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Let me guess, here for a light drink?"
– Ryan White, The University of Chicago